Look, nobody wants to deal with a sick lawn. Trust me, I’ve seen enough brown patches and weird spots to last a lifetime. Here in Sydney, our lawns cop a beating from the weather – one day it’s scorching hot, the next we’re drowning in rain. Perfect recipe for lawn diseases if you ask me.

## **The Usual Suspects**

Let me break down what’s probably attacking your grass right now. And yeah, I say probably because if you’re reading this, chances are you’ve already noticed something’s not quite right with your lawn.

### **Brown Patch (The Classic)**

This one’s a real pain. You wake up one morning and boom – circular patches of brown, dead grass. Usually shows up when it’s humid and warm, which is basically half the year here. The patches start small, maybe the size of a dinner plate, but can spread to a couple meters wide if you ignore them.

What to look for:
– Circular or irregular brown patches
– A dark “smoke ring” around the edges (especially in the morning)
– Grass blades that pull out easy – too easy

### **Dollar Spot**

Don’t let the name fool you. These spots might start dollar-sized but they’ll merge into bigger problems real quick. Love attacking lawns that are a bit stressed – maybe you’ve been forgetting to water, or the soil’s not quite right.

You’ll know it when:
– Small, round patches appear (about the size of a 50 cent coin)
– The grass looks bleached or straw-colored
– Morning dew shows white, cottony growth

### **Fairy Ring**

Okay this one’s got a cute name but it’s annoying as hell. You get these dark green circles or arcs in your lawn. Sometimes mushrooms pop up too. The fungi that cause this actually help break down organic matter, but they also make your lawn look like a Target logo.

Signs include:
– Dark green rings or arcs
– Dead grass inside or outside the rings
– Mushrooms (sometimes)
– Soil that repels water like it’s waterproof

## **The Sydney Specials**

Now, living in Sydney brings its own set of problems. Our climate’s perfect for some diseases that other places don’t see as much.

### **Pythium Blight**

This one loves our humid nights. Spreads faster than gossip at a BBQ. One day your lawn’s fine, three days later you’ve got slimy, matted patches everywhere.

Watch out for:
– Greasy, slimy patches
– White, cottony growth in the morning
– Grass that looks water-soaked
– Patches that follow water drainage patterns

### **Spring Dead Spot**

Guess when this shows up? Yep, spring. Your couch grass is coming back to life after winter and… surprise! Dead circles everywhere. Been dealing with this one a lot lately.

What you’ll see:
– Circular dead patches in spring
– Patches that don’t recover as grass grows
– Usually affects couch and buffalo grass
– Same spots tend to return each year

## **Why Your Lawn Gets Sick**

Look, lawns are like people. Stress them out and they get sick easier. Here’s what’s probably going wrong:

– **Overwatering** – Biggest mistake I see. More water doesn’t mean healthier grass
– **Poor drainage** – Water sitting around is like a welcome mat for disease
– **Cutting too short** – Scalping your lawn is asking for trouble
– **Wrong fertilizer** – Too much nitrogen is like feeding candy to fungi
– **Compacted soil** – Grass roots need to breathe too

## **What You Can Actually Do About It**

Alright, enough doom and gloom. Here’s how to fight back:

**Water smart**
– Early morning is best (like 6am)
– Deep watering less often beats daily sprinkles
– Let the lawn dry out between waterings

**Mow right**
– Never cut more than 1/3 of the blade
– Keep those mower blades sharp
– Change your mowing pattern each time

**Feed properly**
– Use a balanced fertilizer
– Don’t overdo the nitrogen
– Follow the bloody instructions on the bag

**Improve airflow**
– Trim overhanging branches
– Don’t let garden beds crowd the lawn edges
– Consider aerating if soil’s compacted

## **When to Wave the White Flag**

Sometimes you need to call in the pros. If you’ve tried the basics and your lawn still looks like it’s been through a war, it’s time. Severe disease can spread fast and before you know it, you’re looking at replacing the whole lawn.

Fungicides might be needed for serious infections. But here’s the thing – you need to know exactly what disease you’re dealing with. Wrong treatment can make things worse or just waste your money.

## **The Bottom Line**

Healthy lawns fight off disease better than stressed ones. It’s that simple. Keep your grass happy with proper watering, mowing, and feeding, and you’ll avoid most of these problems.

But hey, if you’re already seeing signs of disease, don’t panic. Most lawn diseases are manageable if you catch them early. The trick is knowing what you’re looking at and acting fast.

Remember – a bit of prevention saves a lot of cure. And if all else fails, well, that’s what the professionals are for. No shame in getting help when your lawn’s health is on the line.

Stay vigilant, Sydney. Your lawn’s counting on you.

Call Mr Lawn Man